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Chief of Instructions
Has assigned everyone a task before anyone has even figured out what the task is.
Unofficial comedy zone
BIG BOSS
BIG BOSS
ENERGY.
SMALL PATIENCE.
For the fictional queen who has a command for everything, a dramatic excuse for every situation, and a five-year plan that somehow includes being everybody’s mom.
Enter the chaos ↓Excuse generator: Tap for a completely made-up comedy excuse.
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“EVERYONE, LISTEN. I HAVE A PLAN.”
Character notes
100% satire · 0% officialThe Main-Character Starter Pack
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Future Mom Moodboard
Practicing her imaginary “because I said so” voice years before the pretend family meeting starts.
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The Mystery Sick Day
In this fictional sitcom, the sniffles arrive suspiciously close to the school bell. The plot thickens.
Dramatic dialogue
“I’m not bossy. I’m just the manager of this entire imaginary universe.”— A made-up character in a very unserious sitcom
Plot development
Boss Mode → Better Mode
Even the loudest main character can unlock a new level: listening, being kind, and letting other people make their own choices.
Kindness level: 87% dramatic potential